invite all your friends over, especially the friend with the pot belly pig. have it lap up your spilled beer and then frolic with (and head butt) your goats.

the tiny pig (aptly named francis bacon) will also remind you of how that pig roasting under the coals (see photo above) was also once a cute piggly wiggly. this will both be weird and amazing.

teach your daughter to pour beer from a keg, 

and she will bring you beer all night long.

don’t forget the ridiculously-large-sized jenga and ice cubes.